John Tortorella bails hard on his way out for the game

John Tortorella is as serious as they come behind the bench but we hope he's got a soft spot for a little self-deflating humor.

If the Blue Jackets win tonight, we wonder who will be the first person to mention it in the dressing room. That's risky business.

If the Blue Jackets lose tonight, you can bet your bottom dollar nobody mentions a word.